Little Esther

If I get someone an electric toothbrush for their birthday, am I automatically their grandma? I am...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 01:45:36 -0400

If I get someone an electric toothbrush for their birthday, am I automatically their grandma?

I am in LOVE with dinosaurs. It’s official. I truly feel and relate to them more than anyone ever before. More on this later. But just know that I’m working round the clock researching dinosaurs so that you can be free in this country.

I made ice cream again. Didn’t even want it. But I made it. And I ate it. Out of a waffle...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 01:09:40 -0400

I made ice cream again. Didn’t even want it. But I made it. And I ate it. Out of a waffle bowl.

Had to place a two month ban on fro yo as well as two week ban on BASKIN Robbins two scoop sundaes. Left with only homemade ice cream as an option.

Relaxation mode

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 01:03:08 -0400

Relaxation mode

not sure I understand where this puts Wicked

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 13:36:47 -0500

not sure I understand where this puts Wicked

last one. #democracy

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 18:33:44 -0400

last one. #democracy

nakedcomedy: improvartvice: -Will Hines This is all I have...

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 20:36:48 -0400

nakedcomedy:

improvartvice:

-Will Hines

This is all I have right now. #poor #buthappy

nothing sends you back to the mailroom quite like a conversation with your parents

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 20:02:29 -0400

Handling my caffeine crash AND in my pajamas still (Taken with...

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 19:36:51 -0400

Handling my caffeine crash AND in my pajamas still (Taken with Instagram)

NEW WEIRD ADULTS: STEVE AGEE.. ITS GOOD DUH!

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:27:23 -0400

NEW WEIRD ADULTS: STEVE AGEE.. ITS GOOD DUH!

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Wed, 11 Jul 2012 19:48:35 -0400

NOT MY BLOG

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 03:31:32 -0400

MY NEW BLOG IS ALITTLEESTHER.TUMBLR.COM

http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/food/product_nutrition.dessertssha...

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 03:26:06 -0400

http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/food/product_nutrition.dessertsshakes.899.smores-pie.html

are you FUCKING kidding me

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Sun, 10 Jun 2012 05:09:53 -0400

SUBSCRIBE NOW AND IT WILL DOWNLOAD AUTOMATICALLY!!!!!! NEW WEIRD ADULTS EPISODE!!! PS ITS GOOD

Mon, 28 May 2012 04:40:02 -0400

SUBSCRIBE NOW AND IT WILL DOWNLOAD AUTOMATICALLY!!!!!! NEW WEIRD ADULTS EPISODE!!! PS ITS GOOD

MY NEW PODCAST

Sat, 12 May 2012 17:19:27 -0400

MY NEW PODCAST:

please enjoy the first episode of my new podcast with guest duncan trussell. I am not posting this yet to twitter, only to tumblr, because the producers of my podcast say I am not allowed to launch it until monday, but THEY do not know about tumblr, so here YOU GO. rate and review and subscribe SO THEY GET CONFUSED AND I FEEL GOOD!! THANK YOU !!!!!!

"I don’t like kids. They make noise. I don’t like anything that makes noise."

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:02:17 -0400

“I don’t like kids. They make noise. I don’t like anything that makes noise.”

- dad

sooooo right

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 17:02:36 -0400

sooooo right

picture from last nights “deathsquad” comedy show at...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 15:46:55 -0400

picture from last nights “deathsquad” comedy show at the ice house

posted this on someone from my highschool’s Facebook...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:09:17 -0400

posted this on someone from my highschool’s Facebook comment thread of like 30 people all talking about tanning beds like stupid hicks.

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Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:47:55 -0400